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I'm Not Dead Yet: Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
$14.99
This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15" x 16"– perfect for everyday wear. Get your shopping done while maintaining healthy boundaries! The bag features 20" handles (made from the same canvas), making it easy to carry even with a week's worth of shopping. .: 100% cotton canvas.:...