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I’m Not Dead Yet - Tea Towel
$19.00
Made of 100% cotton, this absorbent and fast-drying towel is perfect for everyday use. Product features- 100% cotton fabric for durability and strength- Absorbent and fast-drying material for practical use- Hemmed edges for durability- Printed design on one side- One size (28" x 28")- Sewn-in care labelCare instructions- Machine wash:...
